Thursday, February 14, 2008

My Stranger Valentine, awwwwww.

My dearest Breebers,

Every day, I thank Baby Jesus that you entered my life. Your smile is like a Penny. If we weren't together, I'd be tempted to Assassinate myself. I love you more than Britney Spears loves Balls. Never stop applying mayonnaise to my The Dumb Stick.

Love,
Abe

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